you can't swim in a town this shallow

as you will most assuredly drown tomorrow.

my history class is retarded

D) Discussion. 10%

The instructor expects active participation in this class.  There will be a discussion activity in class or on Discussion Board each week of the semester.

Your Discussion score will be calculated according to following percentages: Attendance=1/3

Discussion contributions=2/3

The discussion grade is based write-ups of discussion topics from class and participation in Discussion Board forums.

**Please note: If you miss a class, you are still responsible for handing in the discussion assignment that week.**

seriously? what the fuck. there are NEVER any discussion assignments. ever. or really any discussions. unless you call that 40 minute ass-kissing session a discussion. she never asks us questions that would imply that our input is needed, and when she does, they’re always “how many of you have heard of this?” and we raise our hands. or its like “who knows why the Ming dynasty was important?” NO ONE KNOWS YET, UNLESS THEY’VE ALREADY RESEARCHED IT BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO KISS YOUR FAT-ASS WITH THEIR KNOWLEDGE. MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY TAUGHT INSTEAD OF JUST RAMBLING, WE’D LEARN SOMETHING.

bitch, you’re getting a horrible review from me. i hope you realize how much you suck at teaching and quit.

if i don’t get at least a c in that class i’m going in there and throwing up on her soul.

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unicourtney:

textsfromlastnight:

(443): he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it


I love Baltimore.

i love tfln. that’s hilarious

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i'm going to bed kids.

its back to school in about…5 hours. wooo.
i’ll try and hide my excitement.

-_-

yes, i agree, it was rude of me to post racist things, but it's not like 50% of you aren't doing the same thing.

attrapereves:

i won’t apologize.

…by agreeing that it was rude of you, that’s basically apologizing.

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I like you

theresafiredrill:

Girl, you don’t got nothing to prove to me
I know that times have been rough
For the both of us
But I’ll pray for change

You see, this world has lots to offer but
In time it will go dark
And if this love is what we say it is,
I’m sure we will go far
And with a girl as sweet as you,
There’s not much else I can do,
But fall for you.

You know that I’m a wreck,
And you know I can’t breathe;
At the edge of my seat with each word.
And as the months turn into years
Just know that I will wait here for you
Cause I prayed for change…

You see, this world has lots to offer but
In time it will go dark
And if this love is what we say it is,
I’m sure we will go far
And with a girl as sweet as you,
There’s not much else I can do,
But fall for you.

For you, for you, for you

This world has lots to offer but
In time it will go dark
And if this love is what we say it is,
I’m sure we will go far
And with a girl as sweet as you,
There’s not much else I can do but fall for you

this is why my boyfriend is the sweetest boy in the entire universe. =]

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I’m going to buy 25 advent calenders. Eat one whole calender a day.

Chris, sister’s boyfriend. (via loz-jpg)

(this is BRILLIANT)

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CAITLIN = STARVING.

but i can’t go out to the kitchen because my dad is awake and on the computer.
;aslijraosierjoeri.

he’ll be all “why aren’t you in bed???” and i’ll be like “….becauseeee….i didn’t want to be??”

i don’t usually stay up this late at school.
its more fun here.

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this tumblr drama is so intense.

“I DONT REMEMBER IF I ALREADY REBLOGGED DIS BUT ILY2 4EV GURL~~”

DAMN. guys, this is some serious shit. we’re breaking out the 2nd grade spelling.
the shit’s hitting the fan now!

and by “shit” i mean poorly done jew/fat/down syndrome jokes.
and by “hitting the fan” i mean being HILARIOUSLY misspelled and pretty much making no sense.

sry if i’m just jumping on julie’s dick here, but she’s one of my favorite people on here.
oh, wait, sorry, i need to translate for you, i know you don’t know real english language.
OMGZ, JULIE IZZ MAI FAVV EVARR! ILY SOOO MUCH GURL~^*~!~* FUK YOO 4 EVAR BEING MEANZ 2 HER, SHE MAH GURLL!

seriously. julie you’re awesome. i’ve told you that before, but i just really wanted to be part of the “aww moar ppl on her dick. so cute <3” movement going on.