August292014
australiansanta:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo


is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

australiansanta:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

(Source: passcety, via sortingoutmypriorities)

omg 

9AM
pantymime:

if there’s anything I can’t handle right now it’s this

pantymime:

if there’s anything I can’t handle right now it’s this

(via msfehrwight)

9AM
“And there it is. A nearly all-white crowd chanting to a nearly all-black crowd, “Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!” Contemporary racism encapsulated by an attempt to package it as support for the police, exposed by calls to shoot black men.

There are no words.” Ferguson protesters chanted, “Hands up, don’t shoot!” Darren Wilson supporters replied, “Shoot!” (via brutereason)

(via whatazendra)

9AM

‘You’re putting me on the spot here, I knew this was coming’ - Jonathan Toews is asked to show his model face on Off the Record.

(Source: colbornes, via showmeyourtoewsface)

9AM

tantric-wind:

sixpenceee:

Lake View Cemetery: The Haserot Angel 

It’s called the Angel of Death Victorious. Due to an effect of weathering and erosion on the bronze, the statue appears to be weeping black tears at all times. 

He’s actually holding a torch, not a sword as it would appear at first glance.

"Life extinguished"

What a badass.

(via fenwolf)

9AM

lovewinlife:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

skunkandburningtires:

James Lopez is a veteran Disney animator (The Lion King, Pocahontas, Paperman) who is trying to raise funding for his primarily hand-drawn short film, Hullabaloo, with hopes of eventually finding a studio to fund a full-length version.

From the film’s IndieGo page:

Hullabaloo is the story of Veronica Daring, a brilliant young scientist who returns home from an elite finishing school to find her father—the eccentric inventor Jonathan Daring—missing without a trace! The only clue left behind points Veronica toward Daring Adventures, an abandoned amusement park used by her father to test his fantastical steam-powered inventions. There she discovers a strange girl named Jules, a fellow inventor who agrees to help Veronica in locating her missing father and discovering the secrets of his work.

In addition to helping save 2D animation, Hullabaloo aims to encourage girls to explore science and adventure. The film’s two protagonists are both young women and both scientists who use their intellect, wits, and courage to fight greed and corruption. We hope that Veronica Daring and her friend Jules will serve as positive role models for girls of all ages and encourage them to get excited about science, engineering, and sci-fi.

To see some footage and a short video pitch from Lopez, click here.

This looks really cool, and I love that one of the kickstarter rewards is an animation class!

This looks pretty great

(via thephantomissherlocked)

9AM
chibihobbit:

clevergirlwithabluebox:

This is fabulous. 

THE FACT THAT IT’S AL MAKES THIS 100x BETTER

chibihobbit:

clevergirlwithabluebox:

This is fabulous. 

THE FACT THAT IT’S AL MAKES THIS 100x BETTER

(Source: iraffiruse, via nellabellaboo)

omg 

9AM
“You never get over it. But you get to where it doesn’t bother you so much.” Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides (via tigerlilylily)

(via noautographs)

August282014

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(via whatazendra)

4PM

sarriane:

urulokid:

urulokid:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

i can’t believe nothing in this post mentions the fact that THE HOBBIT IS BEOWULF FANFICTION. we literally talked about it when i took english lit last year.

(Source: the-peoples-of-middle-earth, via jesus-christ-im-alone-again)

3PM
August272014
manwithoutahat:

guernica322:

dreadqueer:

Literally all she did was point out misognyistic tropes in a video games, and this is the aftermath. Men continually prove feminism correct and necessary.

All she does is literally point out things that happen in games, and talk about how that’s problematic.
She’s not saying “get rid of video games” (in fact she’s saying the opposite). She’s not saying “fuck you if you like these games.”
She’s literally saying “hey, video games are a really amazing form of media with a ton of potential, and I’m going to treat them like any kind of highly regarded form of media by discussing and critiquing them in an academic way.”
She’s not making fun of video games or the people that play them. She just wants the portrayal of women to change within them.
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT A PROBLEM.

It’s a problem because she doesn’t know what she’s talking about. She’s an outsider to video games. She doesn’t play games. She doesn’t like video games. She is a con artist. She has produced what, 6 videos in 2 years? She’s a shameless thief. She’s stolen art for her logo and steals Let’s Play footage for her clips. She actively LIES about games both outright and by omission. She cherry picks individual parts and leaves out context in order to frame things as badly as possible and ignores everything else. (The definition of confirmation bias.) She makes the same fucking arguments as Jack Thompson, except rather than saying video games affect the players and make them violent, she says that video games affect the players and make them sexist.
The only people who support her are blind followers or people who don’t actually play video games.

She’s produced so few videos because she’s busy PLAYING THE GAMES THAT SHE TALKS ABOUT.

She leaves out the context of these games because all the context in the world doesn’t excuse the amount of rape, abuse and murdering of women that exists in these games. She’s pointing out a trend, not trying to condemn each individual game.
Sorry she’s upsetting your sexist status quo, but guess what? Women play more games than you do. And we deserve to be treated equally and with respect in the gaming world (and in the real world).
I’m also sorry you so clearly don’t understand what’s happening here. Sarkeesian isn’t trying to get rid of your games, she’s trying to make them more meaningful and challenge developers and companies to push their games to a higher level. If you honestly think that video games are above criticism, you’re dooming your favorite form of media to be constantly looked down upon, because it will never grow or change. But fine, if you want to keep playing the same game about a over-muscled *edgy* white dude, have a good time.

manwithoutahat:

guernica322:

dreadqueer:

Literally all she did was point out misognyistic tropes in a video games, and this is the aftermath. Men continually prove feminism correct and necessary.

All she does is literally point out things that happen in games, and talk about how that’s problematic.

She’s not saying “get rid of video games” (in fact she’s saying the opposite). She’s not saying “fuck you if you like these games.”

She’s literally saying “hey, video games are a really amazing form of media with a ton of potential, and I’m going to treat them like any kind of highly regarded form of media by discussing and critiquing them in an academic way.”

She’s not making fun of video games or the people that play them. She just wants the portrayal of women to change within them.

WHY THE FUCK IS THAT A PROBLEM.

It’s a problem because she doesn’t know what she’s talking about. She’s an outsider to video games. She doesn’t play games. She doesn’t like video games. She is a con artist. She has produced what, 6 videos in 2 years? She’s a shameless thief. She’s stolen art for her logo and steals Let’s Play footage for her clips. She actively LIES about games both outright and by omission. She cherry picks individual parts and leaves out context in order to frame things as badly as possible and ignores everything else. (The definition of confirmation bias.) She makes the same fucking arguments as Jack Thompson, except rather than saying video games affect the players and make them violent, she says that video games affect the players and make them sexist.

The only people who support her are blind followers or people who don’t actually play video games.

She’s produced so few videos because she’s busy PLAYING THE GAMES THAT SHE TALKS ABOUT.

She leaves out the context of these games because all the context in the world doesn’t excuse the amount of rape, abuse and murdering of women that exists in these games. She’s pointing out a trend, not trying to condemn each individual game.

Sorry she’s upsetting your sexist status quo, but guess what? Women play more games than you do. And we deserve to be treated equally and with respect in the gaming world (and in the real world).

I’m also sorry you so clearly don’t understand what’s happening here. Sarkeesian isn’t trying to get rid of your games, she’s trying to make them more meaningful and challenge developers and companies to push their games to a higher level. If you honestly think that video games are above criticism, you’re dooming your favorite form of media to be constantly looked down upon, because it will never grow or change. But fine, if you want to keep playing the same game about a over-muscled *edgy* white dude, have a good time.

11AM

Words cannot explain how furious I am at the fact that people are still making violent threats against Anita Sarkeesian.

This is why we need feminism. Because when a man talks critically about video games, he is (mostly) listened to and accepted. But when a woman talks critically about video games, she receives rape and death threats against her and her family.

Sexism is dangerous, and we can’t tolerate it anymore, from anyone.

10AM
dreadqueer:

Literally all she did was point out misognyistic tropes in a video games, and this is the aftermath. Men continually prove feminism correct and necessary.

All she does is literally point out things that happen in games, and talk about how that’s problematic.
She’s not saying “get rid of video games” (in fact she’s saying the opposite). She’s not saying “fuck you if you like these games.”
She’s literally saying “hey, video games are a really amazing form of media with a ton of potential, and I’m going to treat them like any kind of highly regarded form of media by discussing and critiquing them in an academic way.”
She’s not making fun of video games or the people that play them. She just wants the portrayal of women to change within them.
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT A PROBLEM.

dreadqueer:

Literally all she did was point out misognyistic tropes in a video games, and this is the aftermath. Men continually prove feminism correct and necessary.

All she does is literally point out things that happen in games, and talk about how that’s problematic.

She’s not saying “get rid of video games” (in fact she’s saying the opposite). She’s not saying “fuck you if you like these games.”

She’s literally saying “hey, video games are a really amazing form of media with a ton of potential, and I’m going to treat them like any kind of highly regarded form of media by discussing and critiquing them in an academic way.”

She’s not making fun of video games or the people that play them. She just wants the portrayal of women to change within them.

WHY THE FUCK IS THAT A PROBLEM.

(via doomkitteh)

10AM

whereisbriere:

thisisahockeyblog:

sidneyc:

*NHL announces expansion to las vegas*

[tyler seguin trips over his feet asking for a trade]

(jonny toews claps his hands over pkanes ears and guides him away)

(Paul Bissonnette offers to play for payment in beer and speedos)

(via maccahawk)

omg 

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