Caitlin. 23. Illinois.
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Writer. Book Lover. Part-Time Adult.
I'm trying really hard to make this sound interesting.
I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes.
Her response: “I don’t need to you to tell me what to say.”
Me: “I was just trying to—”
Her: “I don’t want to hear it. I guess I’m just always wrong.”
WHAT THE FUCK.
Anonymous said: But olive what if it tastes salty??
pussy isn’t gonna taste like strawberries and whipped cream. like, it’s a bodily fluid. your vagina is acidic when it’s in its prime pH. let’s get rid of this idea that we’re supposed to taste like we’re fruits instead of humans. like, yes, you can alter the taste with your diet. but please do not fret if your genitals don’t taste like chocolate pudding.
Mendeley is the greatest program ever
I want to weep with joy every time I use it
Just click a button when you pull up an article and it will automatically save it to your library
And cite it for you
And you can use it on your mobile devices
And it’s free
Just download it and you won’t have so many urges to kill everyone in sight while writing a research paper
Thank you so much!
But OVERTIME PAY.
But at least 32 hours of work in 3 days.
It’ll be worth it but I’m going to be so exhausted and brain dead this whole week omg.