January 2010
....apparently bailey is dreaming about being...
she is twitching like CRAZY.
“I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened...”
– np312 on Are we too old to trick or treat? (via Merlin, A Whole Lotta Nothing) (via marco)
sometimes i stop and realize how fucking awesome...
normally i forget its even there, but then sometimes i look at myself and i’m like “…wow. i look RAD AS HELL.” and then i applaud my decision.
“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get...”
– Woody Allen (via jesuismilena) (via chronicdissatisfaction) (via jmek)
oh holy crap my dog was just singing along to NSN.
i shit you not. well. i do a little. but not much.
she was dreaming and moving her mouth and sometimes it looked like she was lipsyncing.
omg i love my puppy.
OMG THE LIGHTNING THIEF COMES OUT ON VALENTINES...
a;sodifja;soerije THATS SOON DOOD.
too bad valentines day is on a sunday. and i’m in dekalb for it.
thats okay. i don’t want to be too nerdy and see it the day it comes out.
…it’ll probably disappoint me though. i’m already sort of upset because i’m like 98% sure that Percy is supposed to be like, 12 years old and that actor isn’t anywhere CLOSE to 12....
i know tumblr is generally anti-christofer drew...
but i really like him. the new nevershoutnever album is really good and cute.
i mean it pretty much outlines how shamelessly flambouyant he is (he giggles in Can’t Stand It. GIGGLES). but its so adorable. and i love how he uses his voice. i’m a sucker for unique voices, and his voice just matches the things he sings about and the music.
he’s just so damn adorable. =D
OMG MOST AWKWARD THING OF MY LIFEEE.
as in so awkward its HILARIOUS.
i’m dying. i can’t stop laughing. even though it was so awkward it hurt, haha.
sex?
yes please!!
REBLOG IF you still don't really get what you're...
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(via idothattoo)
usually I just smile awkwardly
i sing along sometimes
act like a conductor duh or think of your wish
i sing along because i’ll secretly always be five
I dance.
yup. definitely smile awkwardly. and laugh.
i am 95% sure i'm transferring to columbia for...
i hate NIU. i’m not learning anything there that in any way pertains to what i want to do with my life.
also i miss home too much. and ben. i hate being far away from him.
and i’ve grown to despise the few friends i had there. which means i don’t go out anymore on weekends. my roommate probably thinks i’m a general fail at friendships, but thats okay.
so i talked to my...
YOU CAN SEND MESSAGES NOW?!
WOAH. just got on tumblr for the first time in 2...
whaaat.
the jonas brothers are not the best band in the...
im not saying they’re terrible or horribly revolting to look at, i just wish all the people who are obsessed with them would get some perspective. there is no reason to cry if one of them gets married. and if one of them covers a really good song and performs it live and proceeds to FORGET THE LYRICS and make up his own, that doesn’t mean he’s talented.
sorry. im just...
wouldnt it suck to just poop a baby right now?
answer: yes. yes it would.
i would love it if people would stop coming in to...
i hate living in the dorms.
overthinking overthinking overthinking...
i cant stop it. my brain is in overdrive. i dont belong here, i dont fit in here. i want to go home, want it more than anything. i hate it here. overthinking isnt helping.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-10) →
Owl City (394)
The Postal Service (142)
Coheed and Cambria (116)
Sigur Rós (60)
Regina Spektor (21)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
WTF
im in the bathroom and 2 girls were just like WE BOTH CANT FIT IN THERE. wtfwtfwtf.
what the FUCK is going on in the stall next to me. OMG THEY BROKE THE TOILET PAPER THING. seriously what the fuck just happened.
omg michael is such a dick to toby. :/
this makes me sad.
urgh. i'm back at school.
that means a LOT less tumbling, except for probably on weekends when i’m home and my internet doesn’t hate everything ever like it does here.
also, if you follow my 365 blog (mylifeasakaleidoscope.tumblr.com), the updates will come once every few days, rather than me having to upload pictures every day, because that would mean i’d have to go to the computer lab every. day. ever....
oh man. lazy scranton.
season 3 is SO AWESOME
TOBY IS SO EFFING AWKWARD.
OMG NEW FAVORITE EVER
oh dwight and jim. they are my two favorites.
they’re like stewie and brian….almost to a T
aww, i want roy to date someone now.
he’s cute…he’s just not right for pam. =[
if he weren't so ridiculous, i would feel so sorry...
he leads a rather sad life. but he’s so crazy, its just like….what?
"and just as you have planted your seed in the...
oh dwight. you are so wonderful
oh god, poor ryan.
dwight is so insane.
he’s taking ryan on his first “sales call”
….aka beet farm.
Toby is so cute in that really awkward way.
he’s like a teddy bear. i mean, jim always wins, but toby is so awkward its cute.
…or is it tobey? idk.
waaaatchinggggggg the offfiiiiiiceeee online for...
i had to take desperate measures. i’m watching it and packing. yuck.
but i just finished watching season two and you can’t just not watch season 3 right afterwards.
i mean, srsly.
JIM AND PAM KISS.
AND THEN PAM IS RETARDED AND SAYS “I’M GONNA MARRY DOUCHEFACE.”
AND JIM IS LIKE “ALRIGHT. I’M GOING TO BE THE NICE GUY THAT I ALWAYS AM AND WALK...
urgh. i want chocolate so bad.
i have never wanted it this badly.
goddamn you, hormones.
so i was just about to follow this girl on here.
her info section started off saying that she was 15. then she listed some things she likes, and at the top of the list was vodka
you’re FIFTEEN.
what the FUCK are you doing. Sure, whatever, i drank when i was younger, the whole thrill of it and what not. i’ve gone to parties in the past year, and sure, drinking is fun.
but Never would i EVER list alcohol at the top of a list of...
actual text conversation between myself and my...
Me: Nmnm, just on the internetz. Wooo
Ben: inter-webzzzz!
Me: INTAR WEBZ!
Ben: TUMBLAR ATTACK!! QUICK TUMBLAR!! DEBATE ABOUT RELIGION!!!
Me: INTAR WEBZ! USE WIKIPEDIA ATTACK! *wikipedia attack changes religious debate to be about LOLcats and how Jessu was one and thus wins debate*
Ben: TUMBLAR COME BACK! I CHOOSE YOU....JESUS!!!! *Jesus proves that he is not an LOLcat and kills the intarwebz*
Me: Intar webz returns to pokeball. I CHOOSE YOU, YOU TOOB! USE COMMENT ATTACK! *Jesus is the biggest faggoty gay fag of all the faggoty gay fags...and he's a homo.*
I wonder if there is some magical portal that all...
mschainsaw:
Because I’m pretty sure I started last year off with 100+, and now I have 9.
this happens to me with rubber bands, pencils, and socks.
16 Things That It Took Me 50 Years To Learn
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by: Dave Barry, Nationally Syndicated Columnist
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2 If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word...