alixjay: blainersdapperdick: my-life-as-lizz: peetasbuns: iggyissollamalike: oh my god  “your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn” ^^accurate.  ;)  Oh my god, they know us so well.  And… What exactly is wrong with Tumblr being all gay supportive and homoerotic? Sounds like they were just describing the BEST PARTS of Tumblr. xD “Young women find themselves drawn to images of men engaging in premarital kissing through tumblr and many end up transsexual, desperately wanting to be one of the men engaging in oral sodomy” lolwhat. OH MAN I SAW GAY PORN AND NOW I WANT TO BE A DUDE. BECAUSE THAT’S HOW SEXUALITY WORKS, U GUISE. So glad I found this. Also, I’d like to draw attention to this: “It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation.” FUCK GUYS. TUMBLR STOLE MY FEELINGS. NOW WHENEVER I TRY TO FEEL THINGS MY BRAIN JUST GIVES ME GAY PORN IMAGES IN MY HEAD. This is literally the best thing ever, oh my good lord baby jesus.

alixjay:

blainersdapperdick:

my-life-as-lizz:

peetasbuns:

iggyissollamalike:

oh my god 

“your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn”

^^accurate. 

;) 

Oh my god, they know us so well. 

And… What exactly is wrong with Tumblr being all gay supportive and homoerotic?

Sounds like they were just describing the BEST PARTS of Tumblr. xD

“Young women find themselves drawn to images of men engaging in premarital kissing through tumblr and many end up transsexual, desperately wanting to be one of the men engaging in oral sodomy”

lolwhat.

OH MAN I SAW GAY PORN AND NOW I WANT TO BE A DUDE. BECAUSE THAT’S HOW SEXUALITY WORKS, U GUISE.

So glad I found this.

Also, I’d like to draw attention to this: “It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation.”

FUCK GUYS. TUMBLR STOLE MY FEELINGS. NOW WHENEVER I TRY TO FEEL THINGS MY BRAIN JUST GIVES ME GAY PORN IMAGES IN MY HEAD.

This is literally the best thing ever, oh my good lord baby jesus.