sassywings:

19 kids and counting would be a reality show about myself and benedict cumberbatch if we ever met

BC: “Ma’am. Ma’am this isn’t a strip club.”

Every girl ever: “What?”

BC: “Stop taking your clothes off, this isn’t appropriate.”

Girl: “Oh, no, it’s this condition I have. I’m allergic to my clothes. I’m also deadly allergic to not having sex with you so…”