Let it burst(and bloom)

TO CLARIFY: When they were talking about fisting and anal, prior to that she had told him that she was against fisting, which is why he was like “I’ll agree to the fisting, but I’d really like to claim your ass.” He was agreeing not to do the fisting.

Just to clarify, because I realize now that taken out of context it sounds like she’s like “HURRAY FISTING but no anal. Ew.”

Although that is COMPLETELY something Anastasia Steele would do. Miss I’m-okay-with-you-sucking-on-my-feet-but-OHGODDON'TPUTYOURFACENEARMYVAGINA.

Weirdo.

ANYWAY.

So Ana is now over at Christian Grey’s house again, around noon, and he just payed a RIDICULOUS amount of money to have a gynecologist make a house call so Ana could get birth control.

AND THEN he basically implied that she was too stupid to remember to take the pill every day at the same time, so HE’S GOING TO SET AN ALARM ON HIS PHONE TO REMIND HER.

AND SHE DIDN’T EVEN ARGUE WITH HIM! She was just kind of like oh haha you’re funny lets go have sex instead of being like THANK YOU I JUST GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE I CAN MANAGE MY OWN BIRTH CONTROL NEEDS YOU CONTROLLING FUCK.

RAGE.