I tried to tell her, truly I did. I told her all about the twilight fanfic and excessive use of the word “there” but she wasn’t convinced. I told her “Mum, the internet is literally laughing at you and your choices” and her response was:
“Maybe all those young girls on the internet just feel threatened because they’re not used to seeing or reading things with sexual content like that”
YES I HAVE NEVER SEEN SEXUAL CONTENT EVER BEFORE.
I HAVE CERTAINLY NEVER READ OR WRITTEN EROTICA.
IN FACT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT EROTICA EVEN IS.
IT IS A CONTINENT?