Caitlin Liveblogs 50 Shades Freed: Chapter 5 [Part 2]
Ugh they keep referring to each other as “Mr. Grey” and “Mrs. Grey.”

I have gone through like 5 pages looking for something interesting to quote. I have found NOTHING.
So they go to this dinner (or maybe it’s lunch? I don’t know) at Christian’s parents house, and Ana is all spacey (probably because she just got back from Europe and is jetlagged like a motherfucker) and she’s all moody for…reasons? Not really sure why. But she’s not very talkative at the table, which apparently pisses Christian off.
“I am going to take you to the boathouse and finally spank you in there if you don’t snap out of this mood,” Christian whispers to me.
God forbid if she was introverted.
Christian Grey: Using Physical Force to “Fix” Anti-social Tendencies since 2011 (or whenever this book came out).
