Seeing really artful and/or sexy bondage or other BDSM-themed pictures, and then seeing that they’re tagged “50 Shades of Grey.”
50 Shades of Grey does not equal BDSM, and BDSM does not equal 50 Shades of Grey.
50 Shades of Grey equals an abusive relationship between a psychopath and a woman who is too weak (and has been so isolated by Christian Grey) that she can’t stand up for herself.
“But Caitlin, in Chapter X she does ______ and stands up to him!”
AND THEN SHE GOES RIGHT BACK TO HIM AND HE GOES RIGHT BACK TO ABUSING HER.
I’m still baffled that people take that book seriously. Time to do some more liveblogging while my rage is still nice and frothy.
So here’s the link to my blog, scroll down a bit to get to the beginning of Chapter 3! It’s 5 parts total, btw.
The linky thing between my Wordpress and my Tumblr is being weird and I never know if it’s actually working…
Either way, go read my liveblogs! Hurrayyy shameless self promotion!
WHAT! CRAZY! UNHEARD OF! BLASPHEMY! BURN THEM ALL!
Keep calm, dear readers, it will all be okay.
So I want to start the new blog off with 50 Shades posts, since that’s what started the whole thing, except I didn’t really do a good job liveblogging the first book, so guess what I’m doing?
I AM LIVEBLOGGING THE FIRST 50 SHADES BOOK! With actual in-depth posts instead of me just getting upset about a few lines here and there.
So far I’m about halfway through the first chapter, so if you want to go check it out, go check it out! I’d love to do a chapter a week, but we’ll see. Plans always change (as my liveblog readers are well aware).
Merry Christmas, folks! I was going to try and do something brand new, like liveblog some awful hallmark or lifetime original movie, but instead of doing that I wrapped presents all day and now I’m going to go shower and get ready to go to my Aunt’s house.
I’m posting a link to my liveblog of one of the bonus chapters of the last Fifty Shades of Grey book (god those things were piles of shit) because it happens to involve Christian’s first Christmas and it’s literally the most irritating chapter ever because it’s from Christian’s point of view, as like a 4 year old, so I apologize, haha.
I hope you all have a merry Christmas! Or whatever other holiday you might be celebrating currently, or if you’re not celebrating anything I hope you have a nice day.
TIME TO SHOWER.