Let it burst(and bloom)

I want to go back to my fanfiction roots SO BAD. I always had so much fun writing them, and the feedback was always fun (even when it was mean).

I just really want to have Sherlock be the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, with John as his partner in bed CRIME. I meant crime. Fingers slipped. *cough*.

I mean, obviously those two would get a letter to go to Hogwarts. They would have to be Wizards. But Sherlock wouldn’t like being a Wizard, because using magic to solve your problems would bore him to death. Plus, muggles are just fascinating. I could see John being a squib, or someone like Neville who just was never very good at Magic and so left the wizarding world to go be a soldier, since guns always made more sense to him than wands.

This fanfic will happen. IT WILL COME TO PASS, I SWEAR IT.

Although probably not until I’m done with this semester because I might just tear my hair out.

I have never shipped JohnLock more than I do now.

Mostly just because of The Great Game.

I just can’t even…a;sdflkjas;oeirjase.

JUST KISS. JUST KISS AND CUDDLE AND THEN GO SOLVE SOME MURDERS AND JOHN CAN BLOG AND SHERLOCK CAN PLAY SOME VIOLIN AND THEN MORE CUDDLING.

I want to watch The Hounds of Baskerville but I don’t want to get sleepy in the middle of it, so instead I’ll just go read some fanfiction and cry forever until they finish series three.

;asldkfj;asoierj;asoeirja;soe I can’t even right now.

sassywings:

19 kids and counting would be a reality show about myself and benedict cumberbatch if we ever met

BC: “Ma’am. Ma’am this isn’t a strip club.”

Every girl ever: “What?”

BC: “Stop taking your clothes off, this isn’t appropriate.”

Girl: “Oh, no, it’s this condition I have. I’m allergic to my clothes. I’m also deadly allergic to not having sex with you so…”

A;LSDFKJA;OSIER MORIARTY WHATCHOO DOIN!

Also oh my god, Sherlock.

“Gay.”

“Sorry, what?”

“Oh, nothing. Hey.”

I also love how basically everyone ships JohnLock except for John. I think even Sherlock ships JohnLock. He probably reads JohnLock fanfiction on John’s computer whenever John’s out.

ALSO Sherlock’s hissy fit at John at the beginning of The Great Game is awesome.

GAH THIS FUCKING SHOW. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF IT’S SO GOOD.

MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING WITH LOVE.

I DIDN’T THINK I COULD BE ANY MORE ATTRACTED TO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. THAT TURNED OUT TO BE AN EXTREMELY FALSE ASSUMPTION.

JESUS, THE CINEMATOGRAPHY. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN.

AND ALL OF THE CHARACTERS WERE JUST PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.

I’M DONE. I CAN’T WATCH ANY OTHER SHOW EVER.

In other news, I think my fangirling broke tumblr, because I tried to post this and tumblr was all LOL UR FUNNY BRO.

MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING WITH LOVE.

I DIDN’T THINK I COULD BE ANY MORE ATTRACTED TO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. THAT TURNED OUT TO BE AN EXTREMELY FALSE ASSUMPTION.

JESUS, THE CINEMATOGRAPHY. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN.

AND ALL OF THE CHARACTERS WERE JUST PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.

I’M DONE. I CAN’T WATCH ANY OTHER SHOW EVER.

I thought I had a post about it saved, but I lost it.

TEARS FOREVER.

No but seriously, please help. I need to nurture my new love of Benedict Cumberbatch’s glorious neck. And face. And life. And eyes.

a;sldfkjasoeri

And Martin Freeman is just good at everything he’s ever done or is going to do.

I just need that show so bad right now. I feel the need for a binge, haha.