That other awkward moment when drunk you is really horny.
Tonight has taken a weird turn.
My head doesn’t feel attached any more.
I can’t tell the difference between being high and being drunk because in both cases my brain just goes WELP YOU’RE GIVING ME PERMISSION TO BE AS WEIRD AS I CAN BE. I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR THE THINGS I CHOOSE TO DO.
At least my eyeballs feel securely placed in my head. There was this one time I smoked too much pot and my eyes tried to roll out of my head. That was not fun.
But this is fun! My head just feels like it’s a separate entity.
I probably shouldn’t have had that last beer.
But beer drunk is so fun! Also everyone was playing Brand New. Best night ever.
I should go to bed.