age is just a number u know
pedophilia is just a word??
and like they say jail is just a building
(via the-krusty-crew)
Let it burst(and bloom)
Caitlin. 21. Illinois.
Music is my love. Writing is my passion. Books are my life.
I have the most wonderful fiance in the world.
I'm trying really hard to make this sound interesting
Book club with authors
| Suzanne Collins: | "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-" |
|---|---|
| JK Rowling: | No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart. |
| Suzanne Collins: | But he really doesn't need to die |
| JK Rowling: | DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?! |
| Suzanne Collins: | Yes bu- |
| JK Rowling: | THEN KILL HIM |
| Stephenie Meyer: | Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw- |
| JK Rowling: | Be quiet Stephenie |
| Obama: | I like Coke |
|---|---|
| Fox News: | Obama Declares War on Pepsi |
(via lskywalkers)
Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever
An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners.
Amazingly, this “most unwanted music” contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.
Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
(via -theperfectmistake)
| boy: | i just masturbated lol |
|---|---|
| friend: | lol me too *high five* |
| girl: | i just masturbated lol |
| friend: | that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night |
