Let it burst(and bloom)

That awkward moment when drunk-you is actually pretty good at typing.

That other awkward moment when drunk you is really horny.

Tonight has taken a weird turn.

My head doesn’t feel attached any more.

I can’t tell the difference between being high and being drunk because in both cases my brain just goes WELP YOU’RE GIVING ME PERMISSION TO BE AS WEIRD AS I CAN BE. I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR THE THINGS I CHOOSE TO DO.

At least my eyeballs feel securely placed in my head. There was this one time I smoked too much pot and my eyes tried to roll out of my head. That was not fun.

But this is fun! My head just feels like it’s a separate entity.

I probably shouldn’t have had that last beer.

But beer drunk is so fun! Also everyone was playing Brand New. Best night ever.

I should go to bed.

I think I might stop tagging things sfw…

I started it awhile ago because I used to post a lot more porn.

Well…not a lot, but a decent amount.

But I don’t post that as much anymore, since I have my porn-blog that I made specifically to reblog porn (that I haven’t updated in awhile…oops).

And since I changed my layout, I forgot to remake a “sfw” tag page, so it doesn’t even help much.

And I don’t even know what I define as sfw anymore, because I usually just tag it out of habit, even if it’s a picture of a bong, which is probably not very safe for work (unless you’re a drug dealer).

Anyway, I made it so people could look at my blog and not be worried about sneaky porn posts, but now I have a porn blog, so tagging things sfw seems kind of silly now.

It feels like the end of an era or something. Why am I getting so weird about tags, what the hell.

Game of Thrones

doomkitteh:

That show/book that gives you as many OTPs you could ever wish to have(and/or secretly have) only for you to actively hate said OTP(s) because one of them WILL die(or both).

Don’t hate the OTPs, hate the man who killed them.

I routinely have to stop while I’m reading and say “Goddamnit, George!”

What an asshole/brilliant man. Ugh.

I’m trying to sort GOT characters into Hogwarts houses.

Some of them are pretty obvious.

Robb Stark? Gryffindor.
Cersei Lannister? Slytherin.

Actually you can put most of the Starks in Gryffindor.

And Daenerys? I’d put her in Gryffindor too.

But then there’s people like Tyrion. Does he go in Slytherin because of his ambition, or in Ravenclaw because of his love of learning?

Samwell should probably go in Hufflepuff, but he’s brave too, even if he doesn’t know it, so would that put him in Gryffindor?

And if all of these characters DID live in the Harry Potter world, who would they follow? Would they follow Voldemort? Would they join the Order of the Phoenix?